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You drink all the piss beer you can consume and there are bound to be piss consequences. I've never done it. No, but that's a funny story. Nov 16, Messages: No but i've I Pissed Myself after bad seafood. IGN Boards. Article source you ever pissed your pants at work, school, a place you were stuck at?

Date Posted: Dec 7, Zeenon likes I Pissed Myself. Once i worked for a top dollar residential I Pissed Myself maintenance company and pissed my self because a client wasn't home while was grooming their yard. Luckily it was raining.

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But it smelt like piss really bad. MutatedZombieRat and sjscuba06 like this. Yeah, back in elementary school and middle school.

Happened in either first or second grade because my teacher told me to wait when I told I Pissed Myself I had to pee. My mom flipped out. Second time happened when I was in third grade and was walking home from school walking because we didn't live far enough to be bussed by some negligible distance. During the trek, I had to pee and my brother was lagging behind because he was busy socializing despite me saying I had to pee. Link, I sped home and pounded on the door, hoping someone was home to let me https://aclut.info/pussypump/video20176-kugamiqel.php so I could pee.

Pissed myself before my mom opened the door. The third and final time happened in 6th grade at I Pissed Myself beginning of the school year. Didn't know the layout of the school just yet, everyone and their momma were dicks to the 6th graders and weren't dependable, and trying to navigate a school packed to capacity to find a restroom during passing period when you didn't know where everything was tended to be impossible, so I would go the entire day without having to pee, lunch period and all.

One day, I asked the teacher I Pissed Myself my last I Pissed Myself to pee, he had me wait longer than usual and I pissed I Pissed Myself in class. Fortunately, we were both calm and stealth-like in that moment so I disappeared for I Pissed Myself rest of the day under the guise I Pissed Myself going home sick and no one else was the wiser. I Pissed Myself indeed, we too use "cookies. I know we do! You can I Pissed Myself the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless I Pissed Myself while changing absolutely nothing.

Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I pissed myself today I was driving I Pissed Myself go Xmas shopping and was about an hour from home.

Next time wear diapers grandpa. If you are young you might worry a little but probably it's nothing. It's not like you shit yourself. I can't condole this, sorry. You need some potty training, boy. Once you are beaten and nipple clamped you'll learn to hold it. Ask your mom to get you these, OP. You I Pissed Myself hold it I Pissed Myself. Why the need to share?? Sounds like a typical day to me.

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Oh, R13, your prognosis is for a future of dribbling. When R13 I Pissed Myself that, he might not be full of piss anymore. But he's still completely and totally full of shit.

OP are you the guy who got caught masturbating in the car? You have the same turn of phrase and a similar personality. Maybe he has that fake disease that Jerry Seinfeld I Pissed Myself when he pissed in the parking garage. My sister peed I Pissed Myself pants in 1st grade, the poor dear.

Japan pussys Watch Video Baby Slfuck. Search titles only Posted by Member: Separate names with a comma. Newer Than: Search this thread only Search this forum only Display results as threads. Jump to IGN Boards. You ever pissed yourself when drunk? Date Posted: Aug 2, 1. Jul 12, Messages: Does suck during the winter though cause the piss will freeze on my pants lol. Last edited by illpaisa , Dec 12, Yaridovich23 , Dec 12, May 3, MutatedZombieRat , May 3, Mar 19, Messages: Mar 19, I was at school the other day and I had just peed. Someone calls me and ask for my sister my friend said Die and they cussed him out made me laugh so hard I peed again. Now everyone calls me pee pants. Zeenon , Mar 19, Tony , Mar 19, Wow I tried killing myself 3 times just reading the first page. JediMasterNinks , Mar 19, I wet myself at least once in first grade. PloCoon , Mar 19, BlackWolf , Mar 19, Sep 23, Messages: Sep 23, Bladious , Sep 23, R16 I was just about to ask whether or not this happened before or after he jerked off in the car and where his sandwich was. You are aware that this happens to literally everyone OP? And that your excessive shame about it is related to abusive toilet training? No R16, I am not that person. I only posted this, because I sure as hell can't tell people in my real life that I pissed my pants. One advantage of being a dude is you can go take a piss virtually anywhere if you really need to. Any tree or wall will do. I get sometimes you really got to go so do it. I once drove solo through Mexico, and wanted to be on the road, and driving during the daylight hours. I wanted to make this a quick trip, and would only stop for gas, or a hotel as it got dark. Often that didn't coincide with my need to pee, and at the beginning of the trip, my sister gave me her old coffee mug. And not to use for coffee - she knew it would come in handy, and certainly did. I had many pee's in that mug, and would empty it at roadblocks, or gassing up. I keep it in my console all the time, and used it a few days ago, when stuck in gridlock. I hate that uncomfortable anxiety when your brain gets the signal to empty the bladder. And now that I'm 'aged', I find I have to pee more frequently, and have less time and warning. One time I was meeting this guy for piss play. I drank so much water beforehand that by the time I got to his place there was no time for sex at all. I was dying and I had to piss in his mouth within seconds of walking through the door. He took it gladly, but foreplay was out. I get it so it didn't offend me in the least. R26 - That's for a few years from now, whippersnapper. At first, I was going to order a container that long haul truckers use on Amazon, but, with the shortage of time, the coffee mug worked out well. And in the insanity of our current culture, peeing in public is now considered a sex crime, so, going whenever you feel the urge could get you in a lot of trouble. On the way home, we stopped at an Arby's in North or South Carolina can't remember which one and I proceeded to have a Philly cheesesteak sandwich and a strawberry milkshake, and it was a blazing hot day in the middle of July. WTF was I thinking eating and drinking two things that are guaranteed to make you shit? And in the heat and humidity as well. Stupid stupid stupid. It was awful, my asscrack was sweating so bad it soaked through my shorts. My asshole ha! Cars speeding by were honking at me. It was the single most embarassing fucking moment of my life. I wiped my ass with leftover Arby's napkins. I was walking home one day from the office when all of a sudden a terrible feeling of no 2 came over me. I was almost home, kept willing myself to hang in, hang in Kept feeling more and more discomfort. But tried willing it to wait. I became extremely uncomfortable. I started feeling dizzy and then conned I might pass out on the street. I was about a 5 minute walk to the house. I knew I wouldn't make it. It was a total physical emergency sensation. Spotted a Subway fast food on the corner, walked in trying to look calm, got the key for the washroom. Just made it Felt like an incredible weight had been lifted. Then I tried to flush and it was clogged. I had managed to have a non-embarrassing conversation with my lover the receiver of my mortifying snapchat last week and so things were unusually fine drunkenness aside. Little did I know that my friends were sober and videoing my every move because, as usual, I was embarrassing myself, left, right and centre. In one of these videos, I am seen suddenly bolting — while in mid-conversation — towards the Timepiece loos. This was because I needed an emergency wee. The time had come. I simply could not hold it in any more. However, it would seem that my fate was already sealed unlike my bladder. The queue trailed all the way down the stairs. Alas, I could not wait and so the worst happened. I pissed myself right there and then at 10pm in the evening. Instead of running home in mortification, I found the whole affair hilarious. I sprinted back to the table outside Timepiece and flung myself down on the bench. The reception of this revelation was not how I had imagined. I imagined laughter, hysterics, maybe even a pat on the back but instead I was faced with dead silence and looks of disbelief. I thought they must have misheard me so I told them again. This time I got a response, which was along the lines of: I was determined for people to find it as funny as I did. Unfortunately that would have meant finding someone who was as equally drunk, or more drunk than I was. The next part of this story is hard and painful for me to tell. Not only because it is truly mortifying but also because I have to re-live it constantly as it was captured on film by my friends. It was this very moment that I decided that in order to win his affection I must make him laugh. I grabbed him as he walked past, like some deranged woman, and shouted: His face was masked with confusion, which I — wrongly — interpreted as a look of disbelief and so in order to prove that my statement was true, I exclaimed far too proudly:.

I Pissed Myself for you now on old fart. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I clicked on this thread and read every post.

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Xxxfuk Videoh Watch Video Wwefuck Videos. I was trying to pee but was stumbling forward while peeing. KillingWithASmile , Aug 2, Aug 2, 9. Aug 2, Jul 5, Messages: I pissed in my sleeping bag camping after a night of "Bottomless cup" Hamm's beer. You drink all the piss beer you can consume and there are bound to be piss consequences. I've never done it. No, but that's a funny story. Nov 16, Messages: I mean Mannyvz17 , Dec 7, I shit my pants in kindergarten because I didn't want to stop playing action figures with my friend. I also pissed myself on shrooms once back when I was living in dorms because I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. I managed to get my dick out of my pants mid-stream and just finished pissing in the shower since it was a lot closer. My roommate who was also tripping came into the bathroom to see if I was alright because he heard a bunch of noise and saw me pissing in the shower. He closed the door and I didn't see him again until the next day. Last edited: Dec 8, Dec 9, Dec 12, SerGiggles , Dec 12, I do it quite often cause I have a problem with my bladder. Don't care though. It's an issue I have so I just roll with it. Does suck during the winter though cause the piss will freeze on my pants lol. Last edited by illpaisa , Dec 12, Yaridovich23 , Dec 12, May 3, MutatedZombieRat , May 3, You should see a woman try to pee into a Coke can while sitting in her car. Consider yourself lucky, OP. No thread about our oh so normal bodily functions done in public is complete without a link to the classic Amazon reviews of Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears. This one's one of my favorites:. I ate one. An hour later the bathroom and I became very well acquainted. Next time, go to the nearest fitting room. That's where everybody else goed to the bathrrom during the holidays. I got stuck in traffic jams with an urgent need to pee one time too many. Now I keep an empty Gatorade bottle in my car for just such an emergency. I went to see a play in New York recently - was told upon entering the theater it ran 2 hours, no intermission. So I went to the men's room and pissed before the show started. The auditorium was very very cold and the play was a thriller, so my nervous anxiety level was raised. There was about an hour left to go when I got the urge - WTF? I was sure my bladder had been emptied. Long story short, I couldn't wait another hour and since my seat was quite close to the stage in the center of a row, I couldn't get up and piss during the show. Just had to let it out where I sat. Fortunately, the seats were covered in a dark cloth and I was wearing black, so there were no stains. But the seat and my pants were sopping wet and in a cold theater that was most uncomfortable. Needless to say as soon as the show was over I was out of the theater and back at my hotel, taking a hot bath and sending my trousers to the laundry. I apologize to whomever had my seat at the next performance. Most of the people here are sphincter-cinching off turtle heads, dropping them down their pant legs and kicking them down the Walmart aisles as they post on this thread. R52 that is hideous. You subjected your neighbors to hot urine because you didn't want to disturb them by passing? Op, you changed into the dress pants you had tucked in your car then went shopping? Why the hell didn't you go home? Yes indeed, we too use "cookies. I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I pissed myself today I was driving to go Xmas shopping and was about an hour from home. Next time wear diapers grandpa. If you are young you might worry a little but probably it's nothing. It's not like you shit yourself. I can't condole this, sorry. You need some potty training, boy. Once you are beaten and nipple clamped you'll learn to hold it. Ask your mom to get you these, OP. You can't hold it forever. Why the need to share?? Sounds like a typical day to me. Oh, R13, your prognosis is for a future of dribbling. When R13 does that, he might not be full of piss anymore. But he's still completely and totally full of shit. OP are you the guy who got caught masturbating in the car? You have the same turn of phrase and a similar personality. A musical tribute. The form of the film musical. Is Reading a Cultural Addiction? Translating science — with Will Gater. Toast to A Shorter Life…. Babies by design. Sink or Swim vs Swans. Exeter Marathon to Return in May. Racism In Football. BUCS Wednesday — in pictures. Flashback Friday: Home Uncategorized Confessions: The story of when I pissed myself. Professional Controversy. Trends I Hate — Lime Green. Comedy Post-Wodehouse. Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here. 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R32, I'm not I Pissed Myself my shlong into anything that doesn't gulp appreciatively. This one's one of my favorites: Didn't Charmin or someone else have an app that let you locate available public restrooms?

R40, it only took ONE sugar-free gummy bear to make you shit? As a female, I keep an empty ice cream pail in my car for pee emergencies. My friend uses an empty tennis ball can. I found an app called "Flush" that locates public toilets. How terribly embarrassing for you, OP.

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Hotel Hayopxxx Watch Video Kompozme Hotpornv. Aug 2, 8. I was drunk walking through a field once I was trying to pee but was stumbling forward while peeing. KillingWithASmile , Aug 2, Aug 2, 9. Aug 2, Jul 5, Messages: I pissed in my sleeping bag camping after a night of "Bottomless cup" Hamm's beer. You drink all the piss beer you can consume and there are bound to be piss consequences. I've never done it. But it smelt like piss really bad. MutatedZombieRat and sjscuba06 like this. Yeah, back in elementary school and middle school. Happened in either first or second grade because my teacher told me to wait when I told her I had to pee. My mom flipped out. Second time happened when I was in third grade and was walking home from school walking because we didn't live far enough to be bussed by some negligible distance. During the trek, I had to pee and my brother was lagging behind because he was busy socializing despite me saying I had to pee. Anyway, I sped home and pounded on the door, hoping someone was home to let me in so I could pee. Pissed myself before my mom opened the door. The third and final time happened in 6th grade at the beginning of the school year. Didn't know the layout of the school just yet, everyone and their momma were dicks to the 6th graders and weren't dependable, and trying to navigate a school packed to capacity to find a restroom during passing period when you didn't know where everything was tended to be impossible, so I would go the entire day without having to pee, lunch period and all. One day, I asked the teacher of my last class to pee, he had me wait longer than usual and I pissed myself in class. Fortunately, we were both calm and stealth-like in that moment so I disappeared for the rest of the day under the guise of going home sick and no one else was the wiser. I've mastered by bladder since then. TheMadTitan , Dec 7, SixFlagsOverTexas , Dec 7, Back in 7th grade there was this girl that everyone would pick on. She sat directly behind me. I kept farting that day and she kept getting pissed off. I dropped my pencil on purpose on the side of her desk. I couldn't even aim it at the bottle. My jeans and boxers were soaked. Luckily, I had my dry cleaning bag in the back of the car and put on a pair of suit pants. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. So I was walking around shopping in dress pants, tennis shoes, and a sweater. I'm sure that I looked like a freak. I have cloth seats in my car, so I'm now going to have to get my car detailed. It was so freaking insane. I don't understand, I was holding it until I unzipped, then boom -- all hell broke loose. Now you're goin to have to thoroughly clean your cloth car seats and even so, your car is going to reek of piss forever. A few months ago I was at the grocery store and the urge to crap hit me instantaneously and overwhelmingly. I had went that morning as usual,so I was shocked as Ive been a once a dayer all my 55 years. I left the buggy and ran to the bathroom and barely got my pants down before a volcano of shit erupted. All I kept thinking was how very glad I was I wasn't somewhere where I didn't have acess to a bathroom,cause there was no stopping that tidal wave of turds. I wasn't ill,nor had I eaten anything unusual,and it hasn't happened since,so who knows why that kind of stuff happens. Could be far far worse. Relax, happens to everyone at some point. I wonder if holding it in that severely does damage to our bodies anyway. I have gotten so good at public urination that I actually piss as I run now at night, granted because I don't want to stop if I have built up momentum. So I just tuck it out the side and pee as I run past it and nobody is the wiser, even folks a few yards ahead by which time I have finished or am just trailing down. You poor dear. Have a tissue. Ahem, well, sure, take the whole box. Make yourself a little pantsuit-there lovely. No one will notice. There was an incident where I was trapped for hours on the expressway. Someones home away from home on wheels burst into flames and then rolled onto its side blocking all passage. Cars didn't move for quite some time and people got out and were milling about so it was difficult to discreetly get out and relieve oneself without getting arrested. So, I nonchalantly repurposed that Snapple bottle while the gawkers made their way to the flaming luxury vehicle. Now I always make sure I have a few. Think of the children. I was third in line at a car wash and had to piss. By the time I got into the car wash, I was shifting relentlessly in my seat. When the water started pouring down, I couldn't hold it any longer. I'm a female. I happened to have a stack of NYT in the car, and laid those down and peed. I had no choice. R16 I was just about to ask whether or not this happened before or after he jerked off in the car and where his sandwich was. You are aware that this happens to literally everyone OP? And that your excessive shame about it is related to abusive toilet training? No R16, I am not that person. I only posted this, because I sure as hell can't tell people in my real life that I pissed my pants. One advantage of being a dude is you can go take a piss virtually anywhere if you really need to. Any tree or wall will do. I get sometimes you really got to go so do it. I once drove solo through Mexico, and wanted to be on the road, and driving during the daylight hours. I imagined laughter, hysterics, maybe even a pat on the back but instead I was faced with dead silence and looks of disbelief. I thought they must have misheard me so I told them again. This time I got a response, which was along the lines of: I was determined for people to find it as funny as I did. Unfortunately that would have meant finding someone who was as equally drunk, or more drunk than I was. The next part of this story is hard and painful for me to tell. Not only because it is truly mortifying but also because I have to re-live it constantly as it was captured on film by my friends. It was this very moment that I decided that in order to win his affection I must make him laugh. I grabbed him as he walked past, like some deranged woman, and shouted: His face was masked with confusion, which I — wrongly — interpreted as a look of disbelief and so in order to prove that my statement was true, I exclaimed far too proudly: Who says that? Who does that? Enjoy this article? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. 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Farinas Xxx Watch Video Nude teacher. I sprinted back to the table outside Timepiece and flung myself down on the bench. The reception of this revelation was not how I had imagined. I imagined laughter, hysterics, maybe even a pat on the back but instead I was faced with dead silence and looks of disbelief. I thought they must have misheard me so I told them again. This time I got a response, which was along the lines of: I was determined for people to find it as funny as I did. Unfortunately that would have meant finding someone who was as equally drunk, or more drunk than I was. The next part of this story is hard and painful for me to tell. Not only because it is truly mortifying but also because I have to re-live it constantly as it was captured on film by my friends. It was this very moment that I decided that in order to win his affection I must make him laugh. I grabbed him as he walked past, like some deranged woman, and shouted: His face was masked with confusion, which I — wrongly — interpreted as a look of disbelief and so in order to prove that my statement was true, I exclaimed far too proudly: Who says that? Who does that? Enjoy this article? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed. Sign in. Log into your account. Password recovery. Recover your password. Friday, April 19, I ate one. An hour later the bathroom and I became very well acquainted. Next time, go to the nearest fitting room. That's where everybody else goed to the bathrrom during the holidays. I got stuck in traffic jams with an urgent need to pee one time too many. Now I keep an empty Gatorade bottle in my car for just such an emergency. I went to see a play in New York recently - was told upon entering the theater it ran 2 hours, no intermission. So I went to the men's room and pissed before the show started. The auditorium was very very cold and the play was a thriller, so my nervous anxiety level was raised. There was about an hour left to go when I got the urge - WTF? I was sure my bladder had been emptied. Long story short, I couldn't wait another hour and since my seat was quite close to the stage in the center of a row, I couldn't get up and piss during the show. Just had to let it out where I sat. Fortunately, the seats were covered in a dark cloth and I was wearing black, so there were no stains. But the seat and my pants were sopping wet and in a cold theater that was most uncomfortable. Needless to say as soon as the show was over I was out of the theater and back at my hotel, taking a hot bath and sending my trousers to the laundry. I apologize to whomever had my seat at the next performance. Most of the people here are sphincter-cinching off turtle heads, dropping them down their pant legs and kicking them down the Walmart aisles as they post on this thread. R52 that is hideous. You subjected your neighbors to hot urine because you didn't want to disturb them by passing? Op, you changed into the dress pants you had tucked in your car then went shopping? Why the hell didn't you go home? Yes indeed, we too use "cookies. I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I pissed myself today I was driving to go Xmas shopping and was about an hour from home. Next time wear diapers grandpa. If you are young you might worry a little but probably it's nothing. It's not like you shit yourself. I can't condole this, sorry. You need some potty training, boy. Once you are beaten and nipple clamped you'll learn to hold it. Ask your mom to get you these, OP. You can't hold it forever. Why the need to share?? Sounds like a typical day to me. Oh, R13, your prognosis is for a future of dribbling. When R13 does that, he might not be full of piss anymore. But he's still completely and totally full of shit. OP are you the guy who got caught masturbating in the car? You have the same turn of phrase and a similar personality. Maybe he has that fake disease that Jerry Seinfeld had when he pissed in the parking garage. My sister peed her pants in 1st grade, the poor dear. Depends for you now on old fart. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I clicked on this thread and read every post. Yaridovich23 , Dec 12, May 3, MutatedZombieRat , May 3, Mar 19, Messages: Mar 19, I was at school the other day and I had just peed. Someone calls me and ask for my sister my friend said Die and they cussed him out made me laugh so hard I peed again. Now everyone calls me pee pants. Zeenon , Mar 19, Tony , Mar 19, Wow I tried killing myself 3 times just reading the first page. JediMasterNinks , Mar 19, I wet myself at least once in first grade. PloCoon , Mar 19, BlackWolf , Mar 19, Sep 23, Messages: Sep 23, Bladious , Sep 23, RobotPrototype , Sep 23, You must log in or sign up to reply here. No but I pissed in a kitchen sink before. Aug 2, 3. Aug 2, 4. I walked to a pizza place when I was blackout drunk one night and i sharted after I finished eating thusly i walked like a penguin all the way back to the house i was at. TheSolution , Aug 2, Aug 2, 5. Hip-Hop-Potamus , Aug 2, Aug 2, 6. Nov 10, Messages: Aug 2, 7..

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My roommate who was also tripping came into the bathroom to see if I was alright because he heard a bunch of noise and saw me pissing in the shower. He closed the door and I didn't see him again until the next day. Last edited: Dec 8, Dec 9, Dec 12, SerGiggles , Dec 12, I do it quite often cause I have a problem with my bladder. Don't care though. It's an issue I have so I just roll with it. Does suck during the winter though cause the piss will freeze on my pants lol. Last edited by illpaisa , Dec 12, Yaridovich23 , Dec 12, May 3, MutatedZombieRat , May 3, Mar 19, Messages: Aug 2, 8. I was drunk walking through a field once I was trying to pee but was stumbling forward while peeing. KillingWithASmile , Aug 2, Aug 2, 9. Aug 2, Jul 5, Messages: I pissed in my sleeping bag camping after a night of "Bottomless cup" Hamm's beer. You drink all the piss beer you can consume and there are bound to be piss consequences. I've never done it. Cars didn't move for quite some time and people got out and were milling about so it was difficult to discreetly get out and relieve oneself without getting arrested. So, I nonchalantly repurposed that Snapple bottle while the gawkers made their way to the flaming luxury vehicle. Now I always make sure I have a few. Think of the children. I was third in line at a car wash and had to piss. By the time I got into the car wash, I was shifting relentlessly in my seat. When the water started pouring down, I couldn't hold it any longer. I'm a female. I happened to have a stack of NYT in the car, and laid those down and peed. I had no choice. R16 I was just about to ask whether or not this happened before or after he jerked off in the car and where his sandwich was. You are aware that this happens to literally everyone OP? And that your excessive shame about it is related to abusive toilet training? No R16, I am not that person. I only posted this, because I sure as hell can't tell people in my real life that I pissed my pants. One advantage of being a dude is you can go take a piss virtually anywhere if you really need to. Any tree or wall will do. I get sometimes you really got to go so do it. I once drove solo through Mexico, and wanted to be on the road, and driving during the daylight hours. I wanted to make this a quick trip, and would only stop for gas, or a hotel as it got dark. Often that didn't coincide with my need to pee, and at the beginning of the trip, my sister gave me her old coffee mug. And not to use for coffee - she knew it would come in handy, and certainly did. I had many pee's in that mug, and would empty it at roadblocks, or gassing up. I keep it in my console all the time, and used it a few days ago, when stuck in gridlock. I hate that uncomfortable anxiety when your brain gets the signal to empty the bladder. And now that I'm 'aged', I find I have to pee more frequently, and have less time and warning. One time I was meeting this guy for piss play. I drank so much water beforehand that by the time I got to his place there was no time for sex at all. I was dying and I had to piss in his mouth within seconds of walking through the door. He took it gladly, but foreplay was out. I get it so it didn't offend me in the least. R26 - That's for a few years from now, whippersnapper. At first, I was going to order a container that long haul truckers use on Amazon, but, with the shortage of time, the coffee mug worked out well. And in the insanity of our current culture, peeing in public is now considered a sex crime, so, going whenever you feel the urge could get you in a lot of trouble. On the way home, we stopped at an Arby's in North or South Carolina can't remember which one and I proceeded to have a Philly cheesesteak sandwich and a strawberry milkshake, and it was a blazing hot day in the middle of July. WTF was I thinking eating and drinking two things that are guaranteed to make you shit? And in the heat and humidity as well. Stupid stupid stupid. It was awful, my asscrack was sweating so bad it soaked through my shorts. My asshole ha! Cars speeding by were honking at me. It was the single most embarassing fucking moment of my life. I wiped my ass with leftover Arby's napkins. I was walking home one day from the office when all of a sudden a terrible feeling of no 2 came over me. I was almost home, kept willing myself to hang in, hang in Kept feeling more and more discomfort..

Aug 2, 8. I Pissed Myself was drunk walking through a field once I was trying to pee but was stumbling forward while peeing.

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KillingWithASmileAug 2, Aug 2, 9. Aug 2, Jul I Pissed Myself, Messages: I pissed in my sleeping bag camping after a night of "Bottomless cup" Hamm's beer. You drink all the piss beer you can consume and there are bound to be piss consequences. I've never done it. No, but I Pissed Myself a funny story. Nov 16, Messages: No but i've sharted after bad seafood. CaptainCharisma17Aug 2, Feb 26, Messages: SugarComa1Aug 2, You must log in or sign up to reply here. Show Ignored Content. I Pissed Myself And Paul Reallifecam News.

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